Saturday, November 29, 2008

WHY?

1) Why did I ever start smoking…?
2) Why did TC had to close down (TC was this super awesome watering hole in Delhi)?
3) Why it is that after 3 months just Beef, Turkey, Chicken and Beer I still didn’t gain a single pound?
4) Why it is when one finishes a really crappy project and goes on vacation, a really interesting one comes by?
5) Why Am I so attracted to women with short hair and nerd glasses?
6) Why is it that when one commutes by bus, all the hot chick are seen on bikes? When one gets a bike all the hot chicks are seen in cars? When one gets a car all the hot chicks are seen in bigger car? And when one gets a bigger car, all hot chicks are seen on the BUS STOP!
7) Why is it,, that when you have all the time in the world.. you really don’t have money to have fun.. When you just start working… you neither have money nor the time to have fun and when you are in middle stages of your career, you have the money but not the time to have fun?
8) Why cant I get the spelling of “ maintenanace” ever right?
9) Why is it so difficult finding the right fitting jeans?
10) Why is it that… the women I am not attracted to think that I am hot and the women I am attracted to think that I am just about average.
11) Why am I so scared of “M” word?
12) I have travelled by all possible mode of transportation.. buses… all the possible classes in trains.. from sleeper to 1st class…both Economy and business class on flight,,, but never once I have had a interesting chick next me.. Why?

To be continued……..